Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don't be a loner, cover your boner
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
Encase that torch before you paint her porch
Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
It's always funky to cage your monkey
Can your worm before you squirm
Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
House your noodle then release your strudel
Sock that wanger before you bang her
While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
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