Funny Things to Ponder

8/30/2010

Demented Digits: ONE LINERS

Demented Digits: ONE LINERShttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000607148769:* "Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
*Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

ONE LINERS

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

DEMENTED DIGITS

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