* (Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
* Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
* I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
* The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
* Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
* If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
* I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
* How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
* I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
* My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
* Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
* You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
* Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
* How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!
* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
* Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
* Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
* My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
* I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
* Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
* If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
* If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
* You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
* The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
* Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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