More Condom Slogans….

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

It's always funky to cage your monkey

Can your worm before you squirm

Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

House your noodle then release your strudel

Sock that wanger before you bang her

While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis

Wrap that tool to catch the drool

Don't Be A Fool, Rubberize Your Tool.

• The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection. 
• She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick.
• No Glove, No Love! 
• Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil. 
• Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker. 
• When Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis. 
• If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat. 
• If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey. 
• Cover Your Stump Before You Hump. 
• Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy. 
• When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout. 
• It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter. 
• You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong. 
• If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize. 
• Don't Be A Fool Cover Your Tool